russell brand and more

Lesson so far from the blogging experiment – the biggest challenge is indexing and cross-referencing. Will be working on this for a while. Meanwhile, here is some more stuff I want to index and organise …


I was surprised how much I enjoyed Russell Brand on his experience of the GQ Awards. Guardian 13/14.9.13 –
– including the following nice lines, which will join the latest list of adds to my Quotes collection at –
and/or the Putdowns at –

On LOVE: “Being in love is like discovering a concealed ballroom in a house you have long inhabited.”
On BORIS JOHNSON: “A man perpetually in pyjamas, regardless of what he is wearing.”
Also logged, Gdn 14.9.13, Jonathan Freedland on how you know you’ve turned 40 …
“According to Jackie Mason, it is when you bend down to tie your shoelaces and think ‘What else can I do while I am down here?’”
And some more nice Putdowns from the files …
* Terry Eagleton described DAVID BECKHAM’S first autobio as “runng t gamut o emotions fm chuffed to gutted”.
* Barbara Ellen, Observer, reviewing MARILYN MANSON, end of 1998:
“About as scary as a ghost train in sunlight – all t charisma o a pumpkin lantern w t candle blown out.
“Considerg he’s a satanist, it’s ironic he seems to be on some one-man crusade to prove tt, actually, t devil doesn’t hv all t best tunes.
“… less Uncle Sam’s wildest nightmare tn just another bad metal merchant preying on t famously bad musical taste o suburban American youth”.
“Leavg Marilyn to his desperate wailgs and rummaggs down t front o his legggs, I cdn’t help feelg if Lucifer ws tappg a hoof, it ws only out o loyalty”.

From the files, the beginnings of a Filofacts on Making Your Own …

Cleaning Products:
Sarah Lonsdale, in her column on eco-friendly living, Sun Tel 14.4.2013:
Leafing through an old Italian housewife’s bible, I came across a simple recipe for lifting fingerprint grease off paintwork and other fragile surfaces. Simply chuck a few sprigs of early spring rosemary into a small pan of malt vinegar, enough to cover the herbs, and bring to the boil. Remove from the heat and let it cool, allowing the naturally astringent rosemary to steep in the vinegar overnight. As well as adding its natural cleaning properties to the vinegar, the rosemary neutralises the worst of the vinegar’s pungency, meaning your home doesn’t smell like a pickling factory. Using a towelling cloth, dip it into the rosemary vinegar and rub into dirty paintwork, both satin and gloss, stained terracotta tiles and varnished wood surfaces. Dirt and grease lifts out by magic with very little effort and the mixture is particularly effective on paintwork.
My rosemary vinegar success made me curious to discover whether other old housewives’ cleaning remedies could work. The next one, courtesy of my Norwegian relations, was the most stunning success: the most effective clouded glass sparkler I have ever come across.
We live in a hard water area and vases and drinking glasses sport unsightly cloudy rings. Crush two eggshells into a cup and pour over the lemon’s juice. Leave the shells to dissolve over 48 hours and then strain the liquid, which will now be a pale opaque off-yellow. Use this
My third remedy makes use of all the winter wood ash that has built up in the bottom of our wood burner and removes the tarnish from copper pots and pans so you can see your face in them. Again it’s a very simple procedure: put enough ash into a coffee cup to fill it half way up and then slowly squeeze in the juice of about half a lemon. The acid juice will fizz a little as it makes contact with the alkaline ash and the aim is to end up with a thickish grey paste that you can paint onto your copper a bit like old-style silver polish. The next step, polishing with an old rag, requires some elbow grease but the results, when your dull brown copper glows pinkly again, are terribly satisfying.
I managed to spring clean almost all household surfaces with these simple folk remedies, although you should avoid using them on unvarnished wood and unpolished stone..
Two manufactured brands are worth a mention, the first being a clay-based paste by Ecozone and available at Nigel’s Eco Store. It comes in a hard, white block which you moisten and rub with a sponge. It lifts tea and wine stains out of melamine work surfaces, something my vinegar and rosemary failed to do. The other is a ginger and lemongrass-scented stainless steel polisher spray from Home Scents that brings out the shine without damaging the surface.
* More cleaning recipes from The Daily Green at
(go that page and click arrows at bottom right to go forward through the recipes)
Pen and Ink:
Guardian reader Melissa Vigueir explains how to make a quill pen, Dec. 22 07 …
We began with some large swan feathers, with nice thick stems and no splits or cracks in them. Then, armed with a very sharp pair of scissors, we began working our way through the four basic stages of quill creation:
1. Cut the tip of the feather’s stem off at a 45-degree angle.
2. Make a 1.5cm slit up the stem of the feather from the top of the first cut you made. Scoop out any visible membranes.
3. Widen the slit to make it into a scoop shape (enlarging that very first cut you made), but be careful not to cut the scoop deeper than the top half of the stem.
4. Turn the scoop into an elegant nib by trimming it with the scissors. It should be symmetric, and taper to a neat point.

You have to dip the quill in ink every second letter, and every few sentences we have to sharpen the nib a little. Of course, you can make your own ink too, from the juice of festering ink cap mushrooms, or by mixing some egg white with soot and a little honey.
Record Cleaner
Also, to be summed up here later, see discussions on VINYL CLEANING

From ..
You need 1 gallon of white vinegar, 1 cup of table salt and 1 tablespoon of dishwashing liquid. To create the weedkiller, remove approximately 2 cups of vinegar from its container and set it aside, pour in the salt and dishwashing liquid, then return the 2 cups of vinegar to the container. Cover with a lid and shake to mix. Pour into a spray bottle.

* seems to be now mainly about cooking but there were links there to Remedies, Household Hints etc – not sure they are still working – to be explored or found elsewhere.


New Sci, 24.2.07, had a letter commenting on a previous article about the strength and stamina of trireme rowers 2500 years ago (10.2.07). Patrick Leonard of Southampton wrote:
Only 150 years ago a trained railway “navvy” in the UK was expected to dig out 1 ton of material a day, as I read in a biography of the Victorian civil engineer Robert Stephenson.
The steel plates for the box girder sections of his 1850 Britannia Bridge across the Menai Strait were forged by men wielding 40-pound (18-kilo) sledgehammers. The standard heavy sledge in use today is 14-pound (6.3 kilos). I have used a 28-pound (13-kilo) hammer but it is not something I would recommend.
A 19th-century potter throwing flowerpots would use half a tonne of clays in a day. In 1972 in Uttar Pradesh, India, I witnessed 1.5-metre-tall labourers, who could not have weighed more than 45 kilograms, lifting bags of rice probably weighing 70 kilograms, by rolling the hessian at the top to obtain a grip and hoisting them up and onto their backs with ease.
I suspect working toughness is what is missing now – something not possible to acquire in a gym.
In New Sci Letters 17.3.07, George Parsonage of Glasgow wrote:
The ancient Greeks rowed hours, days, weeks, months, years, doing nothing else during their waking hours. Our modern-day sportsmen and women would be hard pushed to stay shoulder-to-shoulder with these lads.
My father, Ben Parsonage, was the last of the River Clyde boatme/watermen. Without using outboard motors, he could easily row 30 kilometres downriver with a 20-stone (130-kilo) man sitting at the back of the boat and, after a day of work on the river, row back. He could row upriver against currents I have never been able to overcome, to places I have never been able to reach and in times I have never been able to match. At the age of 75 he could still row faster than I could, even though at the young age of 63 I am still the fastest fixed-seat sculler in Scotland. He was 5 feet 1 inch (1.55 metres) tall and weighed only 65 kilograms.
top 10 garden roses rec by michael marriott, teleg, 14.6.08 …
I use it as a climber at home to 6ft or so. It has beautiful peachy pink flowers and is very healthy and almost thornless.
Pink flowers and strongly fragrant, extremely healthy and lovely rounded growth.
Beautiful yellow flowers and lovely tea fragrance.
One of the most delicious of all varieties for fragrance, the tangerine blooms are strongly coloured, as are the leaves.
Such a tough, soft pink rose. I have it growing at the foot of a large birch tree and it still grows and flowers very well. Very strongly fragrant.
A very lovely rose with single flowers, soft pink at first paling to blush with age, very tough and reliable.
This is one of the best of the species roses, with deep, dusky crimson flowers that are very attractive to bees, followed by shiny crimson hips.
Not a true species in that it has semi-double flowers but very close. Free-flowering, pure pink and with a wonderful fragrance.
If you see a climbing rose completely covered in pink flowers, it is likely to be this variety. Also very tough and reliable.
Pure white, semi-double flowers that hang down most gracefully, perfect for a pergola especially as it is not too vigorous.

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