FILOFACTS of JOKES: MUSICIANS’ JOKES

See some banjo jokes at

http://bluegrassbanjo.org/banjokes.html

And some accordion jokes at

http://www.accordions.com/humour_jokes.aspx

and drummer jokes at

http://www.drumjokes.com/

And then see

http://tinyurl.com/mxn5jl6

where Gdn columnist Simon Hoggart reports that the viola player, or violist, is the Irishman of the orchestra, for some reason …

“If someone walks into a bank with a violin case, it’s scary because he might have a Tommy gun. If he walks in with a viola case, it’s worse, because he might have a viola.”

“How is lightning like a violist’s fingers? Neither strikes in the same place twice.”

“The difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.”

“Why is a viola solo like a bomb? By the time you hear it, there’s nothing you can do about it.”

 “How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando? Mark it ‘solo’.”

 

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